What is Tap The Keg?
1.
Drinking a large quantity of adult beverages and succumbing to the urge to urinate.
Once I tap the keg, I have to pee after every beer.
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2.
to fuck a fat bitch. most often occurs after a night of heavy drinking when either the beer has impared your judgment or desperation to get your dick wet has set in.
that bitch is so fat she looks like a keg with legs, why don't you go tap the keg
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3.
To urinate.
Man, all of that lemonade makes me want to tap the keg again.
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When a same-sex couple (contextually male) adopts a child to symbolize their love. Similar to, but different from, a fagbaby.
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