Tap The Keg

What is Tap The Keg?


1.

Drinking a large quantity of adult beverages and succumbing to the urge to urinate.

Once I tap the keg, I have to pee after every beer.

See beer, pee, piss, drink, drunk, wasted

2.

to fuck a fat bitch. most often occurs after a night of heavy drinking when either the beer has impared your judgment or desperation to get your dick wet has set in.

that bitch is so fat she looks like a keg with legs, why don't you go tap the keg

See Weigel

3.

To urinate.

Man, all of that lemonade makes me want to tap the keg again.

See Steve


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