What is Tapometer?
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A rating scale between 1 and 10 when deciding whether a woman is fuckable. 10 being gorgeous and instantly fuckable and 1 being an ugly pig dog you wouldn't wish on your worst mate.
I would rate her 2 on my tapometer, she is kinda smelly, with pendulous breasts and huge pointy dagger nipples, but enough beer and I would tap her.
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An extremely rare condition in which the vagina is upside down and somehow fused with the asshole.
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Little or no chance at all.
You've got Buckley's chance mate!
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a selma hayek look alike with big boobs, a loud mouth, about 5 feet. usually of cuban descent. a woman like this is a milk squirter.
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