Tapometer

What is Tapometer?


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A rating scale between 1 and 10 when deciding whether a woman is fuckable. 10 being gorgeous and instantly fuckable and 1 being an ugly pig dog you wouldn't wish on your worst mate.

I would rate her 2 on my tapometer, she is kinda smelly, with pendulous breasts and huge pointy dagger nipples, but enough beer and I would tap her.

See tap, screw, scale, lust, fuck


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