What is Tapometer?
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A rating scale between 1 and 10 when deciding whether a woman is fuckable. 10 being gorgeous and instantly fuckable and 1 being an ugly pig dog you wouldn't wish on your worst mate.
I would rate her 2 on my tapometer, she is kinda smelly, with pendulous breasts and huge pointy dagger nipples, but enough beer and I would tap her.
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Also known as Lu. A ditzy, gullible, vegetarian with large eyes. She enjoys doing dumb stuff and saying dumb things.
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Having intercourse, as a squirel would, with a baby's soft spot
A PONTENELLA baby-head fucker
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