What is Tapometer?
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A rating scale between 1 and 10 when deciding whether a woman is fuckable. 10 being gorgeous and instantly fuckable and 1 being an ugly pig dog you wouldn't wish on your worst mate.
I would rate her 2 on my tapometer, she is kinda smelly, with pendulous breasts and huge pointy dagger nipples, but enough beer and I would tap her.
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Someone who is so incredibly gay they cannot drink more than 2 pints of alcoholic beverage before throwing a rob.
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A female who is either in handcuffs or enjoys being handcuffed for sexual pleasure, foreplay and/or role-playing.
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To leave the presence of another abruptly while leaving behind your shoes and at least one article of clothing, preferably a jacket.
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