Taras

What is Taras?


1.

A testosterone-heavy male, also known as "gigilo" and "hustler," who is frequently hassled for attention and sexual favors by young attractive women, and sometimes men. Natural habitat includes rock-climbing gyms and outdoor arenas.

"Man, did you see Taras hang draws on that 5.12 yesterday? I thought he was going to crater big time when he saw that chick he hooked up with last Friday walk by."

See gigilo, hustler, chick, Rockster

2.

Russian name for one who licks the sweat off balls while getting pounded up the pooper.

That douchebag taras bought another car. I wonder how bad he'll fuck this one up.

See taras, cock, douchebag, ball licker

3.

A russian entity of with unbelievable knowledge and comprehension capabilities. Having lived for many eons on the face of the Earth, the entity has collected enough knowledge to numb a human brain. Scientists have discovered only one of these entities, so far found in the lower western district of Canada.

Taras is greater than God.

You're becoming more Taras.

See tars, tras, god, genious


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