Tarddex

What is Tarddex?

A Harvard Business School concept used by Weeresinghe & Co Management Consultancy to assess the innner strength of your business.

The metrics is

(number of retarded employees)/(number of these retarded employees who been promoted).

As you approach 1 you reach Operational Retardedness

"This quarter we hit a Quarter on Quarter 100% increase in our TardDex quotient. Lets invest in subprime!"

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