Tardism

What is Tardism?


1.

(n). Accidental humor from a retard when trying to sound intelligent. A phrase said by one with mental disabilities often unintentionally hilarious.

Boy: Van Helsing sucked.

Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings

(While playing a GameBoy Advance)

Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!

(After viewing a skit on SNL)

Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma

Child 1: You're a butthead!

Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?

Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!

See King Slim


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