What is Tardism?
1.
(n). Accidental humor from a retard when trying to sound intelligent. A phrase said by one with mental disabilities often unintentionally hilarious.
Boy: Van Helsing sucked.
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings
(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!
(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma
Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!
See
Random Words:
1.
A mature woman who, in her attempt to lure younger prey, has had a visibly frightening amount of plastic surgery.
Guy 1: Yikes!
Guy 2:..
1.
'Not quite safe, but if it's good enough for me, it's good enough for you.'
Specifically used in reference to being..
1.
Wondering about someone, only that person that you are inquiring about is gay.
Out of queerosity, where is steve?
See curiosity, gayo..
