What is Tardism?
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(n). Accidental humor from a retard when trying to sound intelligent. A phrase said by one with mental disabilities often unintentionally hilarious.
Boy: Van Helsing sucked.
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings
(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!
(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma
Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!
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