Tarquin Churchwell

What is Tarquin Churchwell?

A self-proclaimed magician who rips off, cons and assaults innocent people.

I am Tarquin Churchwell; be thrilled by my magic while I steal your watch or bash in your face.

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W00talicious

1. a description you give to someone that deserves the word w00t to describe them and they are also delicious. Wow sexy, you sure are w00t..

Zap Yo Dumbass

1. Phrase from "The Juggernaut Bitch" that can be said right before schooling one of your friends in something. John quickly sai..

Quowned

1. destroyed ; raped ; fucking owned You quowned him! See Quote 1. destroyed ; raped ; fucking owned You quowned him! See Quote..

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