Tarquin Churchwell

What is Tarquin Churchwell?

A self-proclaimed magician who rips off, cons and assaults innocent people.

I am Tarquin Churchwell; be thrilled by my magic while I steal your watch or bash in your face.

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Vegasness

1. The act of being Vegas. Your Vegasness really came out. How rude. See vegas, rude, asshole, pig, cocky..

Toast Packer

1. When one is out of lube, butter is smeared on a piece of toast. Toast is then smeared on the butthole as to serve as lube. Generally use..

/-*

1. /-* is a child which has been crushed with a sledgehammer. Child: Hi dad! - SQUASH! Dad: Muhaha Child: /-*..

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