What is Tartutic?
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The tartutic, three simian-like creatures who form an invincible force that maintains law and order in the Blue World. Their bark and branch-like exterior enables them to conceal themselves in trees.
"The tartutic will come down and snatch them away if they break the rules."
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Irredemiably moronic; cognitively off the rails. Frequently used as a euphemism for
"I could handle the narf, and I could even buy the scrunts, but then things just got tartutic."
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