Tates-to-legositis

What is Tates-to-legositis?

A semi-rare occurence when your tates get stuck to your inner leg. Tends to happen when sitting for a long period of time.

Man 1: "Bro, are you okay? You're walking funny!"

Man 2: "I'm Fine. Just got a minor case of the tates-to-legositis..."

Man 1: "Spatuala, anyone?"

See tates, sticky, hot, spatula, sitting

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