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A euphamism for someone who is masturbating.
Every night when I think about Heidi Klum I make the beast with one arm...
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An amount of money paid to you which prevents you from bitching as you'd be thinking about not having it every time you got an itch..
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A small Vagina shaped device used to swat away weird children with bad taste in television programmes.
Oh no, some prick just turned ho..
