What is T.d.i?
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Textaully Trasnmitted Disease or T.D.I
you get this disease when you suffer from frequent texting which leads to blurry eye sight and part of body where you keep your phone vibrates for no apparent reason.
Guy 1: Dude mom's pissed at you because you keep checkin' your pocket like your texting!
Guy 2: I know! I got a T.D.I last night from Lauren!
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This is the act of rubbing one out, then smacking the paydirt of your labor into someones face.
My girlfriend wouldn't give me any..