Teakell

What is Teakell?

1. Unit of measurement. An amount of time between discipline actions at a company. Generally seen as 48 hours.

2. noun/verb. To screw up so badly that a tool or piece of equipment is no longer usable by most people.

1. Well, looks like Mike is running at 1.5 Teakells.

2. Dude, I had to borrow your drill yesterday...and...well...it got Teakell'd. Lucky for you, there's a warranty repair center in town.

See discipline, break, destroy

Zoinknaut

1. the entrance and/or exit of a roundabout He entered the roundabout via the zoinknaut See roundabout, zoink, exit, road..

Nooberific

1. One that is a complete Noob, or Newby. Dude, you are nooberific. See noob, nub, newby..

Charles Manson's Epic Question

1. Can be found on youtube. A must see. Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch..

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