Teakell

What is Teakell?

1. Unit of measurement. An amount of time between discipline actions at a company. Generally seen as 48 hours.

2. noun/verb. To screw up so badly that a tool or piece of equipment is no longer usable by most people.

1. Well, looks like Mike is running at 1.5 Teakells.

2. Dude, I had to borrow your drill yesterday...and...well...it got Teakell'd. Lucky for you, there's a warranty repair center in town.

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Poncho Pete

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Suckitary

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Tinse

1. 1):(v)-A minuscule hit or scratch that looks seemingly harmless but turns out to be something that has immediately caused major damage. ..

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