Techno-lag

What is Techno-lag?


1.

The feeling described when a conversation happens in slow motion via technology. Usually only occurs with e-mail, but can also occur with texting or IMing, if neither are ever there at the same time.

On Monday:

Jane: Hey! Haven't seen you in weeks! We should hang out!

On Wednesday:

Jack: Totally! Tomorrow would be cool, have you seen the new James Bond movie?

On Friday:

Jane: Oh. Sorry i missed you the other day, but sure, the Bond movie would be fine.

On Monday:

Jack: Dude, that movie just left the theaters, we are suffering from a major case of techno-lag.

On Wednesday:

Jane: For sure.

See texting, e-mail, aim, im, jack, jane


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