What is Ted Haggard?
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Ted Arthur Haggard is an 
Ted Haggard: I am a deceiver and a liar. The fact is I am guilty of sexual immorality...There is a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I've been warring against it all of my adult life.
Me: You're teh ghey. Both literally and metaphorically.
Ted Haggard: I know...
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code word for getting high 
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Slang for the fast food returant McDonalds
Lets go to Mcikey Deez for lunch
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n./adj. A more euphonic synonym for Cockmaster.
"Shut your filthy hole, you ass-blasting shaftmaster!"..