What is Ted Nugent?
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Oh lighten up. Ted Nugent is a guitar master who happens to run a militia, that's all.
You can't grill it 'till you kill it.
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A guitar God who never did drugs or alcohol, although he got more ass than a toilet seat. He has a different point of view than most rock musicians, as he is entitled to. His songs own, and anybody who criticizes him obviously hasn't heard much of his work
Ted Nugent rebels against the rock mainstream
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A talented, patriotic, and quite funny rock guitarist. Should run for President of the US.
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A guitar god from the late 60's/70's, not especially popular with today's kids but easily owns Hendrix/Clapton/Page when it comes to playing skill. He still plays live shows and kicks ass at ~50 years old.
"What does it take to play guitar with your teeth? It takes a complete idiot." - nugent in an interview
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its when you sleep with a girl and she gets up to leave the room and you crossbow her in the back.
Chris got mad at Evelyn so he gave her a ted nugent when she when to the bathroom.
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God.
Oh my Ted Nugent... What the hell were you thinking?
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Clownish pedophile who dodged the Vietnam draft. Wishes he could be taken seriously as a muscian, but is stuck playing state fairs.
Played in Damn Yankees band with a bunch of other pop music hacks. Strictly for lightweights.
Q: "Duuuuuude, you got any Ted Nugent?"
A: "Do I look like a retard to you?"
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