What is Teds?
1.
Abbreviations of Tooheys Extra Dry. One of the best beers for getting pissed on as a teenager/any age
Person A: Oi man I just us a carton of teds
Person B: Fucking well done man
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2.
A synonym for cannabis or marijuana. An abbreviation of "Ted Nugents," this parlance aims, ineffectively, to subvert the attention of the authorities.
Often, the reason for such failure is simple: the resultant sentence becomes woefully incoherent to the untrained ear. To the trained ear, it is obviously a pseudonym for a type of drugs.
Dude! Can I get some of those teds from you?
I start to get my panties all twisted when i don't have my teds!
Broheim has somedank -ass teds.
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3.
Abbreviation for testies
A term used to describe your testicals
kicked in the teds
me teds are sweaty
score teds
swollen teds
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