Tela Edit Meaning

1. Bizarre or obscene hyper-rant from a macfag when you comment objectively on an Apple product. Often taken like a personal attack on thei..

1. To slap one's female genitalia across a partner's face. The female equivalent of a male swaffle. Zarah wanted to try burger f..

1. To buy or purchase. From the latin phrase "midgetcock". You looked like a Zbin when you used daddys money to buy the ferris w..