Teleboards

What is Teleboards?


1.

1. An underfunded, poorly-managed forum composed of dysfunctional 'regulars' who hail from North America, Australia, Ireland, the U.K., and one kid from Scandinavia. Escape is for the most part nearly impossible.

2. Cul-de-sac of dementia, anti-social behavior, and neurosis in general.

Examples of Dialogue:

"I hate this shithole. I'm leaving you fuckers."

"You'll be back."

" :rolleyes: "

"Kill yourself, you insert racial epithet or sexist remark."

"You're fired!"

"Fat Rob just posted another final fantasy thread."

"The council are threatening me with an anti-social behaviour order."

"I hate Bush."

"I love Bush."

"I hate everybody."

Et cetera.

2.

A message board where people go to bitch at each other about random, useless topics.

I went to teleboards because I was bored, and ended up reading every one of Derek's stupid "I'm here and I'm queer" threads.

3.

A place where even the words most hated losers like Derek can go to and not get killed for being himself

I will make homo threads and there is nothing you can do about it. Ner Ner Ner.

Derek

See Someone

4.

a place where people go to talk about topics and reply with opinions that may be ignorant, civilized, or actually intelligent.

eyes.

...love, acceptance or hate one another.

See eyes

5.

A kick ass message board

The teleboards is the best mother fucking message board out there.

6.

*techno music*

PARTY BOY!!!

*techno music*

PARTY BOY!!!!

7.

a message board where people go to read what the legend has to say.

I'm the legend, I'm the legend, I'm the legend.

See Franklin


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