What is Tele-phone?
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Verb. /telifoun/
To call a person's mobile number repeatedly while they are wearing a Teletubbies costume, thereby causing them much aggravation as they attempt to unzip the suit with their mitten-hands and access the call.
Must be performed in plain sight of the subject.
Person 1: Oh man, check out Ben! I'm going to Tele-phone him now while he's still in costume.
Person 2: Haha, awesome, he can't even get his Tinky Winky hands off.
Person 1: Let's continue until he has a rage blackout.
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