Teleplegic

What is Teleplegic?

1.

(noun)A person who owns a cell phone but never brings it with them when they leave the house, which defeats the purpose of them having a cell phone entirely.

Ryan: Yo, call up Katie!

Dan: No point. She's a total Teleplegic, there's no way she has her phone.

Jon: Hey do you think I should call Carl and see what he's up to?

Jennie: Yeah, if you want to hear his voice mail. That guy's a total Teleplegic.

See cell phone, paraplegic, phone, telephone, cell
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