What is Teleplegic?
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(noun)A person who owns a cell phone but never brings it with them when they leave the house, which defeats the purpose of them having a cell phone entirely.
Ryan: Yo, call up Katie!
Dan: No point. She's a total Teleplegic, there's no way she has her phone.
Jon: Hey do you think I should call Carl and see what he's up to?
Jennie: Yeah, if you want to hear his voice mail. That guy's a total Teleplegic.
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what french people say when the lights in the bathroom are off.
*lights in bathroom suddenly turn off*
french child in bathroom: MAMAN..
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A journey to commit terrorism that prematurely ends due to a lack of proper planning or general bumbling on behalf of the participants.
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