Teleported

What is Teleported?

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When someone is so drunk that they don't remember getting home and then all of a sudden they are home. They remember leaving and arriving, but not the trip.

"Dude, I was so drunk last night that I teleported home!"

See teleporting, drunk, traveling, magic, mystery
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