Telescopic Swaphook

What is Telescopic Swaphook?


1.

A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths

Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"

Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"

Girl: * slurp *

See telescopic swaphook, extension, hubble, erection

2.

A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths

Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"

Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"

Girl: * slurp *

See telescopic swaphook, extension, hubble, erection


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