What is Telfer?
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Pronounciation (Tell-Fur)
Transitive Verb. Telfered, Telfering, Telfers
To break, destroy or render an object useless (Especially Electrical Equipment), by means known only to the destroyer, often without malice or the intention to do so.
He Telfered the laptop, so I threw it in the skip with the others.
A Electromagnetic Pulse Telfers all electrical equipment within its range.
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