Telford

What is Telford?


1.

a town with a average of 150 thousand people living there in the west midlands of england. many newspaper reports called it the chav capital of the world but there is hundreds of emos around aswell outside the telford courts. a very up-coming town that is always being developed every day. if you walk through certain parts of the town like woodside, randlay, dawley, malinslee and many more and look the wron way at a bunch of chavs you are likley to get stabbed!!

i hate telford its like the chav capital of the world!

See shithole, bum, run-down, the ghetto, philly willy

2.

A very small town.

yet seems to have the highest teen pregnancy rate in the whole of Europe.

Me: Ha you live in Telford! Did you know it has the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe?

Sarah: yeah but it's right next to Wolverhampton which is probably second.

Me: so.

See telford, uk, shrewsbury, wolverhampton

3.

in Telford is where you will find white kids that thinks its cool to act black and ghetto. where you will find a school filled with drugs.Then you get the rich kids that live in big house that go to prep school such as Perkiomen, LC,Christoper dock and are stoners and always wear ralph lauren, lactose, abercrombie, hollister.Girls walk around with all tiffany's and dooney and burke purses.They go shopping at KOP everyweekend. If you are not good at a sport then you suck at life here.Lacrosse and football are the main sports to be good at.Heres where you will find a mixed group of people but yet have the rich prep school kids that party every weekend and get drunk and gets money handed to them and go around with there collar popped with there bright color shirts and have good looking gf's that are just the same as them.

boy: what are you doing tonight

girl: idk football game or something

boy; wanna go for a drive in my new car

girl: yea lets go to KOP

Boy: theres a party in telford tonight

Girl: lets go

See telford, pa, rich, preppy, stuck up


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