What is Telistubby?
(Adj.)- Characterized by being notoriously short, corny and tubby (usually used to describe a female).
Convo:
-" Yo, dude I'm smashed right now. I'm going to go talk to that fat chick."
- " I'm gonna get that telistubby to go get me some bubbly"
See fat, tubby, large, corny