Teloka

What is Teloka?


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A strange creature, usually found inside a cave, hiding out with her many rubber ducks. Some species suffer from sexlexia. The Teloka's favourite food is fondue.

Because of it's obsession with ducks and fondue, you must not go near a Teloka with either of these things. If you are attacked, she can be fought off using an onion, or a cucumber.

"Don't go near that Teloka, she'll throw a duck at you and steal your fondue!"

"Pass me that cucumber, here comes a Teloka!"

See teloka, lucy, katie, brad, cucumber, onion, fondue, rubber duck, sexlexia


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