Teloka

What is Teloka?

1.

A strange creature, usually found inside a cave, hiding out with her many rubber ducks. Some species suffer from sexlexia. The Teloka's favourite food is fondue.

Because of it's obsession with ducks and fondue, you must not go near a Teloka with either of these things. If you are attacked, she can be fought off using an onion, or a cucumber.

"Don't go near that Teloka, she'll throw a duck at you and steal your fondue!"

"Pass me that cucumber, here comes a Teloka!"

See teloka, lucy, katie, brad, cucumber, onion, fondue, rubber duck, sexlexia
78

Random Words:

Off Off On
1. When a woman wants to remove her bra, and she first takes off her shirt, then takes off her bra, and then puts her shirt back on. This ..
Read more
Will"ing
1. The instantaneous looking up of information using Wikipedia type sources to resolve a pointless argument or generate excessive knowledge..
Read more
Jamaican Time
1. When you tell someone that you are going to be somewhere at a certain time but show up hours later. Chicken: "Dude where the fuck..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free