What is Telovision?
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Te-love-ision
The kind of love you see on television. The flawless, never-ending, overcoming all obstacles (including herpes) kind. Where you sit amazed over how incredibly fictional and non-realistic it is.
-"Jesus Christ, Marie and Geoffrey are really together 24/7. It's like telovision."
-"Yeah, until he realizes that that little bump on her belly is actually Dave's baby growing inside of her and she realizes that those 'freckles' around his penis is actually crabs."
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