What is Telovision?
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Te-love-ision
The kind of love you see on television. The flawless, never-ending, overcoming all obstacles (including herpes) kind. Where you sit amazed over how incredibly fictional and non-realistic it is.
-"Jesus Christ, Marie and Geoffrey are really together 24/7. It's like telovision."
-"Yeah, until he realizes that that little bump on her belly is actually Dave's baby growing inside of her and she realizes that those 'freckles' around his penis is actually crabs."
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where several men have sex at the same time, and do it in a chain
chainal sex sounds like anal sex, wait, it is, its just loads of it
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1. the sounds usually heard during an intense or explosive orgasim.
2. the sounds unintentionally created while ultimatly straining a ..
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the person wants to have oral sex with who ever him/her is talking to.
it's getting steamy in here, i want to bring you down.
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