Telovision

What is Telovision?


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Te-love-ision

The kind of love you see on television. The flawless, never-ending, overcoming all obstacles (including herpes) kind. Where you sit amazed over how incredibly fictional and non-realistic it is.

-"Jesus Christ, Marie and Geoffrey are really together 24/7. It's like telovision."

-"Yeah, until he realizes that that little bump on her belly is actually Dave's baby growing inside of her and she realizes that those 'freckles' around his penis is actually crabs."

See television, love, pregnant, flawless


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