What is Tel$tra?
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A largely incompetent I$P which spends much of its resources collecting money from cu$tomers, and too little time providing anything which may be confused with goods/services.
Characterised by not-so-technically-supportive technical support, and underpaid, uneducated monkeys in their billing department.
Tel$tra have often been described by their customers as "Gimpier than a three-legged dog"
Synonyms:
Dude - dont be such a Telstra...
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The LARGEST sports fan club in the world.
Shittsburgh fans only wish they had a fan club this big...
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The kid who you just want to beat the shit out of. The Annoying Faggot who is just asking to get slapped in the face with a massive cock..
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The utter essence of monotone.
If car-assembling robots could speak, they'd sound like him.
"You have less verbal expression..