Tench

What is Tench?


1.

1.) A brown, lake-bottom loving freshwater fish.

2.) A heavy and persistent turd which hugs the bottom of the bowl before finally being sent on its way after the tenth flush.

'Right, who left that tench in the bog?'

See Steve

2.

Derived from the freshwater fish that feeds on scraps in the murky depths of gravel pits/ponds accross europe, a Tench is a selfish bloke who knowingly and unwitingly goes out of his way to feed off the bottom and steal his friends birds/shags. AKA bottom feeder.

My mate saw you last nite Johnny, steaming in to my ex bird you fuckin Tench

See fish, bottom feeder, snake, fox

3.

Adjective used to denote something as being goodto the max. In the same form as tasty and tight.

After the scoring of a particularly excellent goal it is common to say "That goal was proper tench man!" to golden balls.

See tight, good, tasty, neat, awesome, great, excellent


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