What is Tench?
1.
1.) A brown, lake-bottom loving freshwater fish.
2.) A heavy and persistent turd which hugs the bottom of the bowl before finally being sent on its way after the tenth flush.
'Right, who left that tench in the bog?'
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2.
Derived from the freshwater fish that feeds on scraps in the murky depths of gravel pits/ponds accross europe, a Tench is a selfish bloke who knowingly and unwitingly goes out of his way to feed off the bottom and steal his friends birds/shags. AKA bottom feeder.
My mate saw you last nite Johnny, steaming in to my ex bird you fuckin Tench
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3.
Adjective used to denote something as being
After the scoring of a particularly excellent goal it is common to say "That goal was proper tench man!" to golden balls.
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