What is Tender Roni?
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Usually someone at least 2 yrs younger that you're dating/screwing around with.
Or what a guy would call a girl that he's dating and really cares about. (see Bobby Brown's song Tender Roni)
I'm gonna see my Tender Roni tonight.
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Pussy with more hair on it than you can cover with a dinner plate.
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The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior.
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