Tensure

What is Tensure?


1.

(ten'-shur)

noun--bacon; this used to be an obsolete definition but we are bringing it back grassroots style.

"Yes!!! I just won 236.237 pounds of tensure playing a kick-ass number guessing game!!"

See noodlehead

2.

An intellectually disabled person who exhibits extraordinary ability in a highly specialized area, such as video games or self gratification.

That guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time but sometimes I think he is a Tensure.

See Confucius


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