Tent Mall

What is Tent Mall?


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A mall that from the outside and inside looks just like a circus tent, and located in Crystal River, Florida. Inside there are a good number of elderly citizens and annoying rednecks. There are around 6 places to eat in the center of the mall, and the best thing to eat would be the pretzel bites from Magic Twists ice cream and pretzels. Wannabe punk kids go to Spencer's and the rest of the teenagers are normally found infront of the built in movie theatre. There are also no segways allowed.

Poor young people who don't have enough money to drive to the Ocala mall or boring teenagers with nothing to do hang out at the tent mall.

See tent, mall, hernando, boring


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