What is Tepelbeer?
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Translated to English it would meen something like Nipplebear.
It is a wellknown and respected creature living in the woods near Almere. The Tepelbeer is about 12 feet tall and looks like a giant nipple with feet. The nipplebear does not have any facial features or whatsoever. Therefore, the way it stays alive still remains a mistery, though it is suspected that it lives on the fluids that enter the body during sexual intercourse.
"To fear for the Tepelbeer" = To be afraid for sexual pleasures.
Look Steven! It's a giant Tepelbeer!
Quick, bend over! You know you want to...
