Tequila Story.

What is Tequila Story.?

A long story about why someone doesn't drink Tequila anymore. It usually ends with someone puking their guts out or doing something crazy.

Don: So I ended up blowing chunks all over these chicks I was going fuck. That's the ending for my tequila story.

See tequila, story, drunk, puke, party

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