Testefreeze

What is Testefreeze?

The sensation a man feels while driving a car with a cold beverage between his legs.

No, it's just the sweat from the big-gulp... I'm serious. I even have testefreeze! Look!

Glidey

1. When an excess accumulation of sweat and filth between one's buttcheeks enables said person to walk faster and with longer strides ..

Zapp Brannigan

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Quick-shaft

1. To get shafted quickly, and mercilessly. "Dude, you said you'd be at my bar mitzvah last night and you didn't show up. Y..

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