Texas Hot Rod

What is Texas Hot Rod?


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Similar to the Texas Chili Bowl, the Texas Hot Rod consists of ingaging in an act of sexual intercourse. From the "doggy-style" position, the giver will put Tabasco on his penis, while wearing a condom. Then he will then insert his sauced up penis into his/her anus/vagina. To fully achieve the element of suprise from the burning sensation, one must not tell the reciever about the Tabasco in advance.

"My boyfriend gave me a Texas Hot Rod last night and my ass still burns, last time I dont make him a ham sandwich after sex."

"Hey hunnie, I'm going to pick up some condoms and 'supplies' for tonight... have you ever heard of a Texas Hot Rod before?"

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