Texas Omelette

What is Texas Omelette?

The act of performing oral sex on a woman while she is defecating. Also known as the female equivalent to the blumpkin. Also see cunnilumpkin.

Amy agreed to give me a blumpkin only if I would give her a Texas Omelette.

See blumpkin, cunnilumpkin, reverse blumpkin, cunnilumpkin decker, reverse cunnilumpkin

Pooty Leprechaun

1. asshole,somone who talks shit without care pooty leprechaun dont give a fuck See potty, putty, shithead, bastard, ass, pooty leprechau..

Lovertine

1. One who is addicted to love-making and is prideful, not shameful of it. That woman over there is so pretty, so classy. I bet she's..

Muhan

1. the product of misspelling and mispronouncing one's name, for example maaheen hmm...what does that say.....maa...no mau...ah juss ..

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