Texas Omelette

What is Texas Omelette?

The act of performing oral sex on a woman while she is defecating. Also known as the female equivalent to the blumpkin. Also see cunnilumpkin.

Amy agreed to give me a blumpkin only if I would give her a Texas Omelette.

See blumpkin, cunnilumpkin, reverse blumpkin, cunnilumpkin decker, reverse cunnilumpkin

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