Texas Rose

What is Texas Rose?

Sticking your ass in someones face and letting out a racid fart.

"One of my asshatfriends slept over one night so I popped a squat over his face and woke his ass up with a Texas Rose he'll never forget"

See sharting, ripping ass

Five Head

1. A very large forehead - 25% larger in fact. The sun is just beating down on my five head today. Maybe you should get some Rogaine next..

Kit Kats

1. Cracking Chebs. Look at the kit kats on her! See chebs, tits, funbags, breasts, moobs..

[third] [degree] [rip]

1. Occurs sometimes when giving birth, in which the area of skin between the vagina and the anus tears as the baby moves through the vagina..

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