What is Texas Tech Bellringer?
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One who masturbates incessantly and with a passion. The term originated from the infamous video, shown live on ESPN, of a Texas Tech freshman ringing the team's bell during a game. Unfortunate camera angles made it look as if he was behind the bell jacking off furiously.
Dude, my coworker, Mr. Rasmussen, lives by himself. I bet he's a Texas Tech Bellringer.
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2.
A male who masturbates very fast while in a standing position.
Boss: Has anyone seen Heath? He's been gone for several hours now!
Receptionist: I think he is trying out as the Texas Tech Bellringer
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