Texas Tornado

What is Texas Tornado?


1.

The visual sight of swirling beer cans and trash in the back of a pick up while traveling down a roadway.

Created by the vortex (draft) coming over the top of a pickup into the bed. The vortex creates a swirling tornado of debris that soon flies out of the bed and litters the highway with garbage.

Joe Bob created quite the visual as all the crap in the back of his pickup created a Texas tornado while traveling up Interstate 45.

See shitheel, cowboy cadillac, pickup, redneck, dirtball

2.

After anally penetrating a woman (or man) with at least his/her fist, the person fisting soon wiggles themselves all the way inside, putting up their arms and spinning around inside the other's bowels, like a tornado. Usually impossible to do, and if successful, often fatal to the other.

Gee, Mike, I've lost six women to my Texas Tornado routine.

3.

A Homosexual Male Mexican from Texas.

Toro is the biggest Texas Tornado i've ever seen.


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