Texjaculate

What is Texjaculate?


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The act of ejaculating because of text sex.

"Dude...why is your keypad sticky."

"I texjaculated on it last night"

"...man, you gota put that thing to your ear. You are sick."

See mobile, ejaculate, cyber sex, eargasm


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