Texjaculate

What is Texjaculate?

The act of ejaculating because of text sex.

"Dude...why is your keypad sticky."

"I texjaculated on it last night"

"...man, you gota put that thing to your ear. You are sick."

See mobile, ejaculate, cyber sex, eargasm

Ishkabidle

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Kittey

1. another word for a fucking pussy Kuba: dude her Kittey was almost as wet as my grandmas vaginal canal Ben: NIICE!..

Nob Sausage

1. 1.what gays ask for in bed when they are with women. 2.Insult 1."where's that nob sausage i asked for...ur not the nob sausa..

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