Texjaculate

What is Texjaculate?

The act of ejaculating because of text sex.

"Dude...why is your keypad sticky."

"I texjaculated on it last night"

"...man, you gota put that thing to your ear. You are sick."

See mobile, ejaculate, cyber sex, eargasm

Higginstory

1. -A laughable explanation, made somewhat believable, of a historic event in which involves no character of the era in which the event too..

The Bull

1. when you're smoking a cigar and you blow through your nose one quick puff (you look like an angry bull) Use when smoking. The Bull..

.999=1

1. Why .999~ = 1 x = .999~ so 10x = 9.999~ 9.999~ - .999~ = 9 but 10x - x = 9x so 9x = 9, x = 1 Thus, x = .999~ = 1 owned the other ..

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