Texjaculate

What is Texjaculate?

The act of ejaculating because of text sex.

"Dude...why is your keypad sticky."

"I texjaculated on it last night"

"...man, you gota put that thing to your ear. You are sick."

See mobile, ejaculate, cyber sex, eargasm

Hightired

1. A state of exhaustion caused by a lack of sleep and the consumption of marijuana. "Dude, i have only slept for 5 hours in the past..

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1. being left out during a threesome.. the 11 are fucking.. the 6 is all alone... it also refers to being a "third wheel" or sim..

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1. Some women put men in the aweful position of having to hold their breath during sexual intercourse simply because of their poor femanin ..

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