Texjaculate

What is Texjaculate?

The act of ejaculating because of text sex.

"Dude...why is your keypad sticky."

"I texjaculated on it last night"

"...man, you gota put that thing to your ear. You are sick."

See mobile, ejaculate, cyber sex, eargasm

Japa

1. some kinda god japa is god See japa 2. Journal of the American Psychoanalytic Association JAPA is used in psychology...

Fart Rod

1. Any object which is inserted into the anus. Fags possess many fart rods among them. See fag stick, fuck stick, shit stick, man rammer..

W33tabix

1. geekall around, needs some help Stop eatting that fucking w33tabix..

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