Texjaculate

What is Texjaculate?

The act of ejaculating because of text sex.

"Dude...why is your keypad sticky."

"I texjaculated on it last night"

"...man, you gota put that thing to your ear. You are sick."

See mobile, ejaculate, cyber sex, eargasm

Zuccon

1. Someone entirely unable to think and/or use their brain cells. Well at least I'm not a Zuccon! See zuccon, brain, think, cells..

Old Mans Mouth

1. vagina - female genitalia "OMG!Look at her Old mans mouth" See old, man, mans, mouth, gob, vagina, female genitalia..

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See Irene 2. Means mother in spanish, but you can be easily used it as an insult. "Chinga tu madre" (Fuck your mom) "En l..

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