Texjaculate

What is Texjaculate?

The act of ejaculating because of text sex.

"Dude...why is your keypad sticky."

"I texjaculated on it last night"

"...man, you gota put that thing to your ear. You are sick."

See mobile, ejaculate, cyber sex, eargasm

Gencoism

1. A stupid, unintelligent, staggeringly moronic act. Derived from the name of one of the most half-witted idiots to ever infect the earth...

Tigbittys

1. What you say to your buddy when they ask about your mom "Hey man is that your mom?" "yeah tigbittys eh"..

Ficka Dee

1. ficka dee- slang for a fake ID Me and Jimmy gonna get a ficka dee tongight, then we're gonna party... See alcohol, superbad, id ..

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