What is Text Coma?
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When you are texting someone and you are in a zone when you don't hear anyone talking to you or know what is going on around you.
Bob: "Why isn't that car going? They have a green light?"
Mary: "Oh, I see she is texting. She is in a Text Coma."
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(adjective) The social outlook, customs and mannerisms of the British urban lower classes - cf chav
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What happens when you don't get out of the way of a tire rocketing at your face.
"What happened to Mary?"
"A tire,..