What is Text Coma?
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When you are texting someone and you are in a zone when you don't hear anyone talking to you or know what is going on around you.
Bob: "Why isn't that car going? They have a green light?"
Mary: "Oh, I see she is texting. She is in a Text Coma."
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Using melted cheese as lubrication for sex or jerking off.
"I totally cheese jizzed last night"
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