Text Coma

What is Text Coma?


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When you are texting someone and you are in a zone when you don't hear anyone talking to you or know what is going on around you.

Bob: "Why isn't that car going? They have a green light?"

Mary: "Oh, I see she is texting. She is in a Text Coma."

See text, zone, coma, driving, spacing out


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