What is Text Dump?
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The act of breaking up with a significant other via text messaging on ones mobile device.
I was at a bar when this stalker of a kid I was seeing showed up - I ignored him - two days later I text dumped him.
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When someone you are in a relationship with breaks up with you through a text. NO phone call or face to face, but a text dump.
Can you believe that jerk? He pulled a text dump. I knew I should have text dumped him when I had the chance.
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