Text Massages

What is Text Massages?

when your phone vibrates from a text giving you a short but sweet massage

"Thanks Jordanna, I just got your text massages. They were informative and pleasureful!"

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Mansteam

1. a particularly foul smelling fart by a man. The other day Larry let out some mansteam and it cleared the room. See fart, gas, stinker..

Christmas Stocking

1. When a Pink Sockbecomes infected and inflamed taking on green and red hues often resembling a traditional christmas stocking. Man my Ch..

Jachymek

1. 1. To kill and cannibalize someone with extreme prejudice; the act of devouring a human being, particularly while they are alive and th..

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