Text Message

What is Text Message?


1.

1. a way for teens to breakup with each other...

2. The act of messaging someone via cellular device...

3. something that the cellular phone companies use to gain mucho Dinerooff horomonally stressed teens...

1. oh my gosh! john just broke my heart via text message *cries*

2. i just got a text message! SWEET!!!

3. I just got a text message! it only cost me 10 cents, and i diddnt agree to recieve it! YES!

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when someone sends a text, most likely when they are under the influence, and the recipient can't make out a single word that they were trying to say mostly because the sender has lost the ability to spell.

Drunk Sender: Hie budbie, can u gixe mi a rido himo?

Reciever: What? This is a total text MESSage!

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