What is Text Message Romance?
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When you like someone when you're talking to them over text but feel nothing towards them in person.
Hannah: You see I like Ryan when we're texting, but in person he's nothing like he is when we text.
Samantha: Girl, you're having a text message romance.
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Masterbating with your off-hand to counteract the curve effect obtained from years of jerking it with your primary hand.
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(n) One who gobbles dick. See Also goober gobbler.
I heard that broad was a dick gobbler.
See goober gobbler, dick sucker, cock sucker..