Textaphobic

What is Textaphobic?

Having an aversion to all forms of text, specifically text messages.

Matt: Why did you just text message me when you were two feet away?

Brian: You're so textaphobic.

See text message, cellphone, books, words, chatting

Zipperdick

1. when you pinch you dick in your zipper on you jeans, shorts, ect OUCH FUCK! I JUST ZIPPERDICKED MYSELF See ouch, dick, pussy, jew..

Lassard

1. Vague, Blasé, Non-thinking, Accepting without consequence, Ignorant. Lassard-like (as in the character description from Police Academy ..

No Pants Shuffle

1. Upon realizing that the bathroom in which you have just taken a deuce is void of toilet paper (TP) one must then preform the No pants sh..

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