Textastrophe

What is Textastrophe?

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

See text message, catastrophe, disaster, mishap

Ulvy

1. Just another word for bogan (american: trashy, trailor park) derived from one of the overpopulated bogan areas; Ulverstone, Tasmania, Au..

Glootfutabitz

1. When a man has to urinate and deficate at the same time. This is necessary in most men, especially when straining to deficate, because ..

178

1. to murder or slay. Sometimes used in exchange with pwn. O damn that night elf warrior was all 178 on me. See pwn, pwnt, kill, pwnzord..

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