Textastrophe

What is Textastrophe?

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

See text message, catastrophe, disaster, mishap

Queaf

1. n. The release of air from the vagina; a pussy-fart. All right, who queafed?? See The Grammar Nazi 2. A suculent, hurricane-like bla..

L'via L'viaquez

1. Song by The Mars Volta. Song that you make gnarly,crazy,passionate sex to. I made my most passionate love ever while listening to L&apo..

Back Of Book

1. Car business term for when a dealer owns a used vehicle for less than Kelly Blue Book wholesale value. "We are five grand back of ..

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