Textastrophe

What is Textastrophe?

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

See text message, catastrophe, disaster, mishap

Veej

1. Slang word for the female reproductive organ Man. I got my thumb stuck in her crusty veej. See crusty, veej, vagina, thumbing, woman..

Vegantarian

1. a vegetarian with vegan tendencies "I'm a vegetarian, but i refuse to eat cheese and drink milk among other. I guess that wou..

Okthxbai

1. Another way of saying "Okay, thanks -- Bye!". Dear Joe, OMGWTFBBQ?!? I need teh number of that girl from last night! OKTHX..

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