What is Textastrophe?
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A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.
I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.
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Shit that squirts out a guys fugly penis. Gungey and salty and sticks to your eyelashes.
Ewww man i got dick splatt in my eyebrows.
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