Textastrophe

What is Textastrophe?

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

See text message, catastrophe, disaster, mishap

Eskitripping

1. tripping with an eskimo i was eskitripping the other night with lisa. See brittany..

You Don't Even Know

1. When explaining something, but it would make no sense to anyone else that hears it. So at the end of the story you add YOU DON'T EV..

Pissnotch

1. a rainbow, usually used as a noun, or anything relating to a rainbow-like object; not a gay person there was a pissnotch in the sky and..

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