Textastrophe

What is Textastrophe?

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

See text message, catastrophe, disaster, mishap

Father Ted

1. The funniest thing on TV, about three priests living on a remote island off the coast of Ireland. Who cares whether it's technicall..

Vontuge

1. To eat a sandwich on the toilet i just had a vontuge See sand, von, v..

Jiggaboobs

1. Big ol black titties! I'd eat the corn outa Oprah's ass if shed just let me play with dem jiggaboobs. See boobs, oprah, titt..

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