Textastrophe

What is Textastrophe?

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

See text message, catastrophe, disaster, mishap

Quif Qwaf

1. The double sounded effect that a pussy makes after a long round of doggie style sex. Man, last night my girl ripped a double Quif Q..

Dirty Joey The 2nd

1. A person gets a Dirty Joey, however during it his asshole quiffers Damn it Joe, I told you not to quiffe while I am giving you a Dirty ..

Zacklee

1. a term used to define one's breath as in you have the zacklee's. Your breath smells zacklee like your asshole! See bad breat..

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