Textastrophe

What is Textastrophe?

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

See text message, catastrophe, disaster, mishap

Yadders

1. A scrumtious set of breasts--usually large in size. Her yadders were so big, she could help Sally Struthers feed the children. See tit..

Zach'd

1. The process of sucking on the breasts of a woman where your buddy blew his load just minutes beforehand. This usually accompanies oral ..

Qmc

1. QMC is a college in basingstoke. Its amazing. Barely any chavs. Emos though, but they dont bite hard. Better than peter symonds only 1% ..

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