Textastrophe

What is Textastrophe?

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

See text message, catastrophe, disaster, mishap

Zidane Tribal

1. Main character of Final Fantasy IX. He is a genome with a tail. He's also a thief with a decent sense of humour. "Oooh, soft!..

Mpuh

1. Sound of Imran's tiny penis becoming erect. Frequently used as an insult to its minute size. Usually accompanied by raising of the..

Ultimate Pimp Slap

1. It is when you twap or kick someone in the balls. Then when there are crouched over you give them the pimp slap. "Some dumass sto..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Textastrophe Edit Meaning