Textastrophe

What is Textastrophe?

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

See text message, catastrophe, disaster, mishap

Zoeseph

1. Zoe rhymes with JOEY. Sorry . Also, all Zoesephs are suburban skanks. Zoeseph is like the air in my lungs. She isn't a Clonerad. B..

Zapsnack

1. When you are planning to eat something really good when you get home, but after openning it you decide you don't want it anymore. ..

Niggarized

1. Past tense of niggarize. "Hey I know this song. No wait! It's been niggarized man!"..

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