Textastrophe

What is Textastrophe?

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

See text message, catastrophe, disaster, mishap

Jab Up Your Butt

1. Say quickly so as to be reminiscent of "Jabba The Hutt". A Proctologist. Since I am over 40, I have to see "Jab up your..

Bi Bove Boo

1. bi bove boo bara, bo berry buch. baby bone boption bov a byle is baby boo bove bara baby?..

Xliip

1. a bad typo of "Sleep" by the village idiot John Chan <_o_> wha, its late. me shag. time to xliip! bye slaats! See havo..

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