Textastrophe

What is Textastrophe?

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

See text message, catastrophe, disaster, mishap

Quagg

1. 1. quagg (noun) An individual who is a slow, slow runner and failure at everything he or she does. * 'Quagg' must be spoken ..

Cayate

1. shut it, or shut up cayate la boca chica shut your mouth, girl See shut up, shut it, shut your mouth..

Ken D0ll

1. a human with ambiguous sexuality. The subject has a smooth crotch and resembles a Ken Doll, Barbie's boyfriend. The subject has n..

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