Textastrophe

What is Textastrophe?

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

See text message, catastrophe, disaster, mishap

Zeomg

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Jessica Simpson

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Patoiang

1. when a bitches pussy smells like it is dead. When you catch a wiff you almost pass out. damn heather you smell patoiang. you need to w..

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