Textastrophe

What is Textastrophe?

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

See text message, catastrophe, disaster, mishap

Fartening

1. something not only fattening but gives you gas as well. Dude-- eating too much spaghetti can be fartening.... See fart, fat, fatass, f..

Ranch Delivery Device

1. n. A dish of Ranch dressing often featuring lettuce. Also know as salad. "Excuse me miss, can I have a little more lettuce in my..

Cunt Powder

1. 1. Being ignorant, a dumbass, a dick head, an asshole, and/or a pussy shit. 2. Excess from an old woman. 1) Ryan: Let's go and sm..

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