What is Textastrophe?
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A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.
I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.
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Oh, Speak To Me Ol' Toothless Wonder. Your Voice Has Changed, But Your Breath Still Smells The Same.
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what you say to somebody who has just flatulated.
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When someone changes themself but is still a jerk.
Katie, oh speak to..
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The act of accidentally rubbing your penis up against another dude's penis during double penetration of a woman.
'Bubba and I..
