Textastrophe

What is Textastrophe?

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

See text message, catastrophe, disaster, mishap

Arowned

1. To be owned in the act of being hit with and arrow. *shoots guy with arrow* You got arowned! See owned, jowned, pwned, beat..

Yicker

1. A time honhoured reference to a native of the village of Haydock. Alreet owd lad er thy a Yicker? Ows thee mam? See lancashire 2. A..

Poutsila

1. Greek slung Poutsos is dick in Greek.Poutsila is the characteristic odour of the dick-balls after 2-3 days with no shower (it increases..

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