Textastrophe

What is Textastrophe?

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

See text message, catastrophe, disaster, mishap

Dudin It Up

1. To do something that involves just being a dude "Hey man, what's up?" "Just dudin it up" See dude, it, up, n..

Vagicrust

1. The crust left by a previously wet vag his fingers were covered in her vagicrust because he did not wash them See Josh..

Gurt

1. the act of oral sex And when you gurt me I always start laughing a little You do it so good you make tha shit tickle-"Miss Me Kis..

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