Textastrophe

What is Textastrophe?

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

See text message, catastrophe, disaster, mishap

Gorgle

1. The throat or windpipe I wish he hadn't made me rip out his gorgle. 2. A specialized search engine used by a wide variety of env..

Gayray

1. gayray and browneye have similar meaningthe anus, the poop shoot, the cornhole, the bung hole, the "hershey highway" Your Ass..

Vominate

1. vomit and urinate i feel like i wanna vominate..

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