Textastrophe

What is Textastrophe?

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

See text message, catastrophe, disaster, mishap

Excusecraft

1. When someone loosing in warcraft3 makes up excuses for his bad performance. ROFL, STFU you n00b. AKOEAKO someone is playing excusecraft..

Rudolph's Red Rocket

1. Santa's loyal reindeer Rudolph's erect penis that serves the dual purpose of the breaks and rooftop anchor for santa's sl..

Qbomb

1. ANYTHING AWESOME/EPIC, often used as an adjective. That Transformers 2 movie, was THE QBOMB! See epic, awesome, sweet 1. ANYTHING AW..

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