Textastrophe

What is Textastrophe?

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

See text message, catastrophe, disaster, mishap

Vaginal Shotgun

1. well im not sure but i think it is a douche' bag. or maybe it is.. oh well it pleasures women and isnt that whats important ;) wow..

Glanis

1. Etymology: Glanis originates from the stem "is" which is actually "aiz" meaning sprinkling (or something near). The ..

Samwedge

1. To put a Sam (male/female)into the middle of 2 other people(sexual/ non sexual) "Man I had a samwedge last night it was gross shes..

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