What is Texterbating?
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verb: The act of surreptitiosly texting under a table with one hand.
My students thought they were getting away with something because they were texterbating their friends during class.
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Masturbating to cyber sex texts.
texting Girl: Oh OH!!!
texting GUY: AGH IM CUMMING
(GUY starts texterbating in real life)
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