Texterbating

What is Texterbating?

verb: The act of surreptitiosly texting under a table with one hand.

My students thought they were getting away with something because they were texterbating their friends during class.

See texting, instant message, masterbating, hiding

Masturbating to cyber sex texts.

texting Girl: Oh OH!!!

texting GUY: AGH IM CUMMING

(GUY starts texterbating in real life)

See masturbate, text, cyber, sex, fag

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