What is Textify?
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1. to alert and/or notify someone via text message (hence text + notify = textify).
2. To spill your guts over a text message, usually something along the lines of liking someone and wanting to date them, or revealing something too disgusting/embarrassing to say in person.
1. I had to textify Johnathan at the last minute that I would not be in attendance at his party.
2. OMG, Jimmy just textified Susan that he gave her sister a cleveland steamer at last year's Christmas party!
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2.
text me the short story
i'm with mama... will textify later
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Random Words:
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Another way of describing a cowboy that you dont like.
he's such a saddle frigger
See horse fucker, cowboy, Grant..
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The act of licking someone's hairy anus.
I elected not to shave my ass, as I wanted to serve up a fresh serving of dingleberry pie..
