Textify

What is Textify?


1.

1. to alert and/or notify someone via text message (hence text + notify = textify).

2. To spill your guts over a text message, usually something along the lines of liking someone and wanting to date them, or revealing something too disgusting/embarrassing to say in person.

1. I had to textify Johnathan at the last minute that I would not be in attendance at his party.

2. OMG, Jimmy just textified Susan that he gave her sister a cleveland steamer at last year's Christmas party!

See text, testify, textpectation, bang, omg, sex, via, cleveland steamer, alert, hence

2.

text me the short story

i'm with mama... will textify later

See text, tell, story, till


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