What is Textify?
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1. to alert and/or notify someone via text message (hence text + notify = textify).
2. To spill your guts over a text message, usually something along the lines of liking someone and wanting to date them, or revealing something too disgusting/embarrassing to say in person.
1. I had to textify Johnathan at the last minute that I would not be in attendance at his party.
2. OMG, Jimmy just textified Susan that he gave her sister a cleveland steamer at last year's Christmas party!
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text me the short story
i'm with mama... will textify later
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Random Words:
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The liquidy shits. Usually caused by a night of heavy drinking, and/or spicy foods such as Chinese, Mexican, or Indian. Some booty bro..
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BedGTF
Telling one to go to bed.
JOSH! GTF2BEDZ0RZ It's 10pm!
Stop trying to take cookies ffs.
See bed, sleep, late, gtfo, gtf..
