The Hamptons

What is The Hamptons?


1.

An awesome place to live and grow up as a local. We are not all rich.... most of us locals are middle class people just like everyone else.

We don't appreciate celebrities and cidiots ruining our summers by jamming up Sunrise with their ridiculously over-priced pieces of plastic they call cars. We also don't like serving pieces of shit from Manhattan that think they're better than us because they are in OUR hometown for the summer.

Person #1: "You're from the Hamptons??? You must be RICH!!!"

Local: "Actually I work my ass off to afford the things I have just like everyone else."

Don't take Sunrise during the following: Memorial Day/ Independence Day / The Hampton Classic / Any movie primeres

2.

A place on Eastern Long Island where alot of rich people live. The Hamptons inculde: East Hampton, Westhampton, Southampton and Hampton Bays. Usually every celebrity has a house in the Hamptons and visits there in the summer time.

Let's go out to the Hamptons!

3.

A place on LI where not too many rich people actually live all year around the only actually rich people that live there come out from the city and are idiots ( cidiots ). It's made up of Westhampton, Quogue, East Quouge ( It kinda skips over hamptons bays cuz hampton bays is mad ghetto ) Watermill Southampton Wainscott Bridgehampton and Easthampton.

Cidiot - This weekend me and my other polo-wearing friends are going to spend our weekend in my beach house in the hamptons.

Local- Damn these cidiots taking over the hamptons.

4.

a few towns grouped together on Long Island, in New York. Hamptonites call NYC-ers cidiots, NYC-ers call Hamptonites lidiots, any third party calls them both retards for being such unfriendly pricks to each other and everyone else.

alright, the Hamptons, so you've got Kelly Ripa. do the rest of us a favor and keep her there

5.

a few towns at the eastern end of long island. QUOGUE is not THE HAMPTONS nor even close.

east hampton south hampton hamptonbays westhampton bridgehampton are the hamptons.

alot of celebrities own houses here, but locals are just middle class people trying to get by, hardly.

omg your going to the hamptons?

p diddys having a parting in the hamptons??

See the hamptons, hampton bays, celebrity

6.

Well..back in 2002-2003 there was an R&B group called the The Hamptons and they had a hit song called "My Jacket" and it was there only video and song because they wanted to finish high school then finish there music....I FELL IN LOVE WIT LIL CHRIS....and there names are Lil Chris, Mario, Contrell.

The Chorus Of The Song by The Hamptons "My Jacket"

you can wear my jacket

(to let them know you're mine)

Hold my hand girl,

(you know I ain't ashamed)

to know what love is,

(but I gotta feel this way)

You're the one hey hey, you're the one

See the hamptons, lil chris, mario

7.

a place were white rich ppl show off all there money, play golf,make sex videos,and show off all there money.

britney and kevin,rich ppl,golfers,paris hilton(we all seen her),white ppl.all love to stay at the hamptons

See paris hilton, pam anderson


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